|Curtsey of celfydd
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. [They're not my favorite but I can eat 'em
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[-] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. [I don't dislike emos much but chavs annoy me to no end
[ ] It's football... not soccer.
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.[
You love the beach. [That is an understatement!
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. [She insists she make her own sauces
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/Spaghetti/PASTA is the best food in the world! [It's not a dinner without some kind of pasta
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[-] You speak Spanish or some. [I failed Highschool Spanish-class
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you. [Only if it's warm
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper. [The 'Irish Temper'
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. [My surname is DUNN
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. [Distant relations but nonetheless family
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. [It wouldn't surprise me if he is
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty-small eyes. (The correct term is almond eyes...)
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math. [I was; being out of school for a while, I've forgotten most of it
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good. [Swiss is better
[-] You speak some German. [A few words
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school [Kindergarten
[x] You're over 5'2". [Six Feet
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say "eh".
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French. [Very little
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners. [No
[ ] You hate non-Christians. [I am non-Christian
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You hate abortion. [No
[ ] But love death penalty. [A necessary evil in certain instances
[-] You don't read. [It's complicated
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart. [It's the most common superstore in the country
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. [So, you admit it!
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[ ] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government. [Bitching about our government is an American pastime
○● D U T C H ○●
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[-] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. [I try not to 'overreact' but I am emotive
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
○● A R A B ○●
[x] You are a patriot. [Though I lament many things my government has done
[ ] You say "Engleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[-] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. [I like shellfish
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[x] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes. [A little bit; problem is I haven't anything to show-off
[ ] You dislike reading.